(this colorful Dutch phrase means: "Order now, these rare collectors' items won't last")

We offer classic Dutch items, used in everyday life by Hollanders when they don't have their fingers in a dyke, or a Heineken in their hand. Hand crafted by Dutch artisans - they are replicas of utensils as used in the Netherlands for as long as people can remember (and they smell like that, too)

SCHAAMGEREEDSCHAP

1) Holruimer              2) Naadkrabber     3) Reetschoffel                 

These items are common in a Dutch batroom as a toothbrush would be in yours.

The Holruimer is used for treatment of "aambeien" or hemmorrhoids as we refer to them. It is used with liberal amounts of "maas kaas" to ensure smooth operation. Especially recommended after "rijsttafelen" when you have "last van je sterretje"$ 89.00 + S/H

The Naadkrabber has been a mainstay for anyone that suffers from an itchy "kier" or a "groffe naad".  30 Seconds of this will make you a different person! $ 44.50 + S/H

The Reetschoffel can work miracles on old, caked-on "sproeipoep" and "slingerschijt". Also comes in handy after some "nachtbraken". Be careful to keep your fingers out of the way! $ 48.50 + S/H

FIXTURES

4) Twalet                          5) Lulhanger

4) Also for the bathroom, this Old Dutch Twalet makes "bouten" a sheer delight! Of course, there is a slight risk of getting "van de pot gerukt" $ 299.00 + S/H (needs installation bij professional "loodgieter")

5) No room for a "twalet"? Not to worry! EVERYONE has room for  a "lulhanger" which allows for quick relief bij hanging your "snikkel in de pot" $ 149.00 + S/H (needs installation bij professional "loodgieter")

FURNITURE

6) Kolerestoel             7) Fijne Neuktafel

6) How often have your Dutch friends said to you: "man, wat een kolerestoel" and now you can have one, too! Made especially to sit arond the dinner table for a game of "mens erger je niet", the kolerestoel is handmade from bakkerskarrenhout to last a lifetime (of a hamster) $ 145.00 + S/H

7) For the house or the office, this fijne neuktafel will come in handy when you suddenly are "gruizig" and have to go "van bil" , it is also very useful for a "snelle wip" $ 298.00 (waaibomenhout) + S/H, Graftakkenhout $577.00 + S/H